I still believe I'm slightly overdeveloped 12 year old boy in a 16 year old girl body.
Anyway, for this resume, there have to be certain skills that make you "marketable" to colleges. Things like honor societies and clubs.
But I have a few special skills that I think will make an interesting appearance on the "other" category on my resume.
Special Skills Include:
- using the word "swaggie" in excess
- Autumn Face- a face that reads disgust and hilarity at the same time
- not being offended by blood and guts, but brains and puke really freak me the freak out
- spending hours upon hours on YouTube
- not moving body positions for 6 hours at a time
- not sleeping in a moving vehicle
- not doing homework then pretending I left it at home
- not waking up from naps
- liking guys that are emotionally unavailable
- avoiding people in the hallway by going into a nearby classroom
- BS-ing my way through life
- not working out
- having too much confidence with nothing to back it up
- crying for no reason
- spilling substances all over myself (this is why I have no white clothing)
- tweeting away my existence
- making people feel uncomfortable by asking really personal questions too quickly
- having no work ethic
- living in my own filth
- pretending I'm cool
- actually being really nerdy and introverted
- knowing the entirety of Magna Carta Holy Grail by Jay-Z
- listening to the same CD over and over again until I can't listen to it anymore
- still knowing what mixed CDs are
- coming up with witty comebacks way after an argument ended
- procrastination
- eating alone in public
- drinking my weight in coffee
- sleeping my problems away
- getting water proof mascara on my nose after I already applied face makeup
- watching an entire series in a weekend
- taking awkward selfies
- being annoying and stupid at the same time
- multitasking
- putting on red lipstick without a mirror
- taking ugly snaps on Snapchat and feeling no shame
- turning down for life
- turning up for pizza
- singing loud and proud for all to hear
- not singing very well
- knowing how to use Google to make myself sound smart on the internet
- trying to be hip by having a blog
- not getting lipstick on my teeth
- getting really nervous in front of cute boys
- staring at cute boys from behind plants
- selective hearing
- giving strangers makeup advice
- pretending I know who people are talking about to seem cool
- fake crying
- working with my face everyday
- having frizzy hair
- giving judgmental looks to everyone I see in the hallway
- scaring freshmen by walking down the hallway with an ugly look on my face
- not walking in heels without twisting an ankle
- spending hours complaining about how much homework I have and not actually doing any
- being a strong independent black woman who don't need no man
Hey, some of those should be considered "marketable"skills, especially the bs-ing your way through life.
ReplyDeleteThat's the way I feel about it!
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